I want to talk to all the married guys out there for a minute

Guys we all know how important it is to maintain the illusion that your car is NOT the most important thing in your life.  So don’t be a knucklehead and have boxes arrive with Ford Racing logos on them 2 days before your wife’s birthday.  She just doesn’t need that kind of help from you to know where she stands.  And if a well built crate with your super coupe rear end in it arrives ON your wife’s birthday… well let’s just say the ship has completely sailed on your illusion and you better have your man cave ready for an extended stay.

Remember I’m pulling for you, we’re all in this together.  Now I have to go buy some; er no, make that A LOT of flowers…